213 Things Skippy Cannot Do
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38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”.
61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than you”
101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.
170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.
201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.
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h/t Neuman
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